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cumfort:

its not you its your url

(Source: cumfort)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: marlborodiamonds)

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(Source: fajitastic)

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

get rich or die trying to graduate from college

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

(Source: batreaux)

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

ccal:

how do u relationship