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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

magicul:

when someone says something to offend you but you pretend you don’t care

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wreckedteens:

If it’s over $10 it’s not on sale

cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

magicul:

Getting the camera at the right angle when taking a selfie is one of the hardest things ever

lamelohan:

you better follow me back or else im telling my mommy on you

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

(Source: zachsgay)

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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abrotion:

telapathetic:

abrotion:

telapathetic:

somebody make a wikipedia page for me

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U bitch

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